Gum - Never work with friends or colleagues

$ 1.99

Gum with a message.  "Never work with friends or colleagues."  Back side says "Be punctual.  Wear safety goggles.  Stop taking stupid pills.  No shouting.  No swearing.  Don't be a douche bag.  Keep coffee breaks to 15 minutes.  Wash hands after using restroom.  Always leave your balls and pride at home.  Take a bath once in a while, for God's sake."